Ok fellas, do you remember that first love of yours? Or that first kiss. Ladies, how about the first time that you fell in love? Remember the googly eyes you used to make, the sleepness nights - and what about the pad that you used to scribbled his (or her) name on in your various forms of graffiti? Well, it was an age of innocence where being vulnerable was cool; but then... what happened? The commercialization of an industry chock full of extreme weirdness, fakeness, cats that make records and flaunt hardness, but can't even freestyle? <-- (True Story) - and now Auto-tunes???
So one man rises to deliver the kiss of death. Thank you Shawn Carter... please tell 'em what's really good.
So why will _______(insert whack rapper's name) die by "D.O.A. (Death of Auto-tune)? Well, Auto-tune was invented by Andy Hildebrand. Auto-Tune has dominated popular hiphop charts in the recent past and continues to do so in the waning present, with Kanye West, Lil Wayne, and especially "Rappa Ternt Sanga" T-Pain using the software and ushering the rise of the robots.
Auto-tune software... well, it's like using Photoshop to make Wilma the Hut look like... well, Nia Long. Jay-Z feels that auto-tune is impacting the essence of natural talent. And many artists in the industry agree. The robots run on batteries, so ultimatey, death is inevitable. Scalpel please.
Ok, so in short, auto-tune is whackness? Absolutely. Clinically, the public calls this "whackness", but in the medical community (where we spit much more eloquently)... well please allow me to translate:
Conditions identified such as inflammation of the voice box, or larynx causes your voice to become raspy or hoarse - symptoms are more directly linked to the causative factor, such as infection, which has contributed to this morbid state. ___________ (insert whack rapper's name) is most likely a smoker, or has suffered from acid reflux - physically we see unusually gaudy, flashy jeweler adorned in an attempt to divert the public audience from picking up on a clear lack of talent. Rather than seek medical attention, ___________ (insert whack rapper's name) seeks prominence by creating a musical style that simply lacks substance, dilutes the progress and hard work of his pre-decessors and cohorts, and simply mirrors a style that is suddenly being copied over and over.
Can we reverse this trend somehow? Sure, ___________ (insert whack rapper's name) must take two aspirins, and get some rest, but please read this first:
Only rapper to rewrite history without a pen
No I.D. on the track let the story begin…
This is anti-autotune, death of the ringtone
This ain’t for Itunes, this ain’t for sing-along
This is Sinatra at the opera, bring a blonde
Preferably with a fat ass who can sing a song
Wrong, this ain’t politically correct
This might offend my political connects
My rap’s don’t have melodies
This shit make jackers wanna go n commit felonies
Ah, get your chain tooken
I may do it myself, I’m so Brooklyn
I know we facin a recession
But the music yall makin gonna make it the great depression
Ah, or your lack of aggression
Pull your skirt back down, grow a set men
Ah, ah.. homie this just violent
This is death of autotune, ah moment of silence
la da da da… hey hey hey goodbye
"ahhhh, cuz i feel so goooooood......."